Unyielding control over every muscle. Absolute determination in the face of stark starvation. Yes ladies and germs, this is the front seat audience when working in the human’s magical kitchen.

I feel the intensity of the heat on the back of my head when cooking; their laser focused gaze burns into my heart. The sheer control these two have,  allowing nothing to break their synchronized head movements as I open the refrigerator door, is nothing short of Olympic quality ratings!

Locked into my every movement with nothing but time on their hands, I don’t stand a chance with these two, do I?

*sigh*

Let me get the bag of cheese out for these two rotten mongrels.