Oh my gosh, my grandogter’s human (aka my youngest daughter), what can I say? She treats this dog so bad sometimes. I mean, look at that face! The poor dog is obviously starving, exhausted from being so cute, and desperate for a french fry!

So the poodle strategy begins in her quick tiny noodle brain. She sets up the strategy of attack by acting like she is disinterested.

Her unnoticed muscles tense for the pounce. Her normally round black eyes narrow to small focused slits.

This picture is deceptive. Or is it? I think she is ready to pounce on those fries. My daughter said she was exhausted and lazy.

My grandogter Zoe is all of 4.7 lbs when wet and unshaven. Her appetite though, is the size of a Labrador’s stomach. Actually, having owned labradors, I can tell you this dog would fit nicely into the size of a Labrador’s stomach.

Poor thing.

In the mean time, she sits and stares at the fries, those crispy salty delicious human fries. Those things are not going to eat themselves.

She will pounce given the first chance she gets. If not, just throw some cheese (<–look back at the first Zoe Memes and her obsession with cheese) on it and she will go for it!