I tell you what, this dog is so spoiled, rotten, and worthless. For the record, I will NOT have a pet that is not spoiled, rotten, and worthless. Quite honestly, the more spoiled, rotten, and worthless a pet is, the better the job the owner has done as lavishing love, attention, and affection upon their pet!
Now, onto today’s regular programming. This is a Poodle Loofah, a one of a kind rotten, stinking, worthless toy poodle tightly curled into a ball resembling a shower device that cleans the skin. She needed rest after her hard day in the human’s magical kitchen!