Like I explained last week, I won’t have a pet, any pet, unless they spoiled rotten, completely lazy, and 100% worthless.

What are pets for unless we lavish proper spoilin’ upon them?

The more rotten and worthless a pet is, the better they are.

Are there enough adjectives in this world to describe a pet who is truly loved? I think not! But I’ll offer three adjectives and the photographic evidence to back up my take on this rotten dog.